You drool when you sleep.

I don't wanna go to school, I just wanna break the rules.

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

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doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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shatteredfeeling:

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heart:

DONT EVER SLEEP WITH THE CLOSET DOOR OPEN ITS SO DARK AND UNKNOWN AND SOMETHING WILL SUCK YOU IN

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